Jessica (strataangel) wrote,
Jessica
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1. Your Name
jessica 3653 up, 1444 down love it hate it

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a wonderful name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.

Jess 180 up, 51 down love it hate it

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an extremely beautiful girl who is the nicest, funniest, and all around most awesome person ever
I wish i could hang out with Jess right now...

2. Your Age
24 752 up, 117 down love it hate it

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24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

3. Best Friends

Nettie 9 up, 16 down love it hate it

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A person who conveniently and purposely leaves out letters in words so as so save time and/or space in their medium of contact (generally in text/SMS or instant messaging)
"Man, I really wish you wouldn't type like a nettie"
"im nt typn lyk a netty m8"

keith 533 up, 302 down love it hate it

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a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
That dude is a huge keith.



4. Favorite Color

orange 720 up, 185 down love it hate it

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The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

orange 353 up, 166 down love it hate it

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rhymes with door hinge
hey dumbass what rhymes with orange?

5. Month of your Birthday

SEPTEMBER 166 up, 35 down love it hate it

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THE BEST BIRTHDAY MONTH OF THE YEAR!
IN JANUARY PEOPLE GET DRUNK AND COLD. AND NINE MONTHS LATER IN SEPTEMBER AN ABUNDANCE OF BABIES ARE BORN!

6. Last Person you talked to

Erika 249 up, 268 down love it hate it

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queen, a most high beautiful woman, none like her, a queen that stands out among all others smart, intelligent talented
dang that's an erika, a girl like no other girl

7. Last Thing you Ate

alfredo 36 up, 23 down love it hate it

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the snow white liquid that oozes out of your throbbing manhood when eating something that tastes incredible.
This steak is so good, I want to cover it with my alfredo.

8. Your Nickname

ducky 148 up, 20 down love it hate it

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Meaning fine, OK, or alright.
Everything is ducky.

9. What you should be doing right now:

Sleeping 894 up, 535 down love it hate it

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To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
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